You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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