It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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