Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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