We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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