I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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