You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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