i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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