I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
