he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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