so explain again why im purple
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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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