I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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