If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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