Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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