Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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