Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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