playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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