she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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