i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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