It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We are all done wearing pants today
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My life is pants optional.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
