I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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