you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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