You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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