Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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