Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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