u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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