I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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