My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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