i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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go home
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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