Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We're too hungover to prance.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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