you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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