i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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