His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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