pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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