dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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