Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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