new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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