Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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