There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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