it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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