I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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