Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
whose ass print is on the piano?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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