I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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