Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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