He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well I just put wine in my tea
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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