remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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