Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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