Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
