It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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