i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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