i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I fill condoms, not promises.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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