he wants to bone in the snuggie
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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